I know the quality isn’t great, but here is my kick ass homemade fried rice.
1 cup frozen peas
1/2 red pepper
Handful of green onion, chopped
2 cups brown rice, cooked
2 tbsps soy sauce
1/4 cup coconut juice
In a frying pan, put some oil and mix the veggies in on a high heat. Once the vegetables are well cooked, move them to the side. On a low heat, cook the two eggs, scrambling them with the spatula. Once they are cooked, mix them with the vegetables. Add the rice, soy sauce and coconut water, stirring rapidly on a low heat until the entire pan is a light brown.
Add more soy sauce for flavor if desired.
6 WAYS TO MAKE FROSTING/ICING.
WANT A SEVENTH WAY?
OK FINE, SINCE YOU’RE A DEMANDING MOTHERFUCKER (dont worry I still like you)
IN A BOWL, SLAP TOGETHER HALF A BOX OF JELLO MIX IN YOUR DESIRED FLAVOR, A STANDARD 16oz COOL WHIP CONTAINER AND HALF A BRICK OF CREAM CHEESE.
THAT’S IT. NOTHING ELSE. NO WATER. PUT THAT SHIT DOWN.
MIX THAT FUCKER AND YOU’VE GOT SOME SPREADABLE DELIGHT. HELL YEAH!
So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they add actual Nutella to the base. Same for the other favors). Then, they put it into these mixing bowls and start mixing, and then in the middle of mixing they just shoot out a bunch of Nitrogen and I swear to God that shit looks like a fucking witch’s cauldron. After that, they add the “Mix-N’s,” and there you go. Fucking Nitrogen ice cream. The reason is that since it cools it super fast, the ice crystals don’t grow as big so that you get INCREDIBLY smooth ice cream. It’s literally the coolest shit ever.
(Ice cream pictured above: Nutella with marshmallows and caramel)
Healthy Watermelon Cake!! What an awesome idea! #healthy #kids #family #summer
Skip that frosting, perhaps? An interesting idea though.
That’s not a cake, that’s deceit and a good way to ensure that decades from now, your kids are going to stick your ass in a nursing home. A cheap nursing home where the nurses don’t check to see if anybody is alive.
Bullshit, this looks delicious and I want to eat one right now :U
This does look delicious I want some frostingly fruit and nut covered watermelon-healthy or not *u*
OH! Guys! It’s coconut whipped cream. Okay that makes waaaayyy more sense…
THE DECEIT AND THE FLAVORS BOTH AMUSE ME!